Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Gaijin Gourmet! Ladies! Beware of All Men!

Ladies! Beware of All Men!

Welcome, ladies, once again to another episode of the Gaijin Gourmet ®.

I am here to tell you again to be very careful about men. Not just Handsome Foreign Gentlemen ®, but all men! 

Men are dangerous and not to be trusted!

Why are they dangerous? Well, you can trust me because I am divorced twice and married three times so I know exactly what I am talking about here. 

I am an expert. 

You see, all men have one of at least three problems. Those problems are:

1)    Too much drinking or dallying in other mind altering substances

2)    Gambling too much (and losing all the time)

3)    Running around with other women

Yes. That’s right. If you have a man as your partner right now, then watch out! He most definitely has at least one of these problems right now! I know, because I used to have all three as MY PROBLEM ® all at the same time!

What should you do to make sure your guy doesn’t mess up your relationship with one of these problems? Easy. You have to control all the money and put him on an allowance!

My wife gives me ¥1000 a day (about $10 USD) when I go out to work so I don’t have any money to go gambling, drinking too much or running around with other women! I want to (don’t tell my wife), but since I have no money, I can’t!

Sure, it will be difficult to get your guy to give you all the money every month! Why is it difficult? Because he wants to go gambling and drinking and running around with loose women of extremely questionable moral values too! 

That’s what guys do!

But, you see, it’s better for everyone if you control all the money!

Sooner or later, he will calm down (probably after he finally matures - at around 68-years-old). When us guys get older, we aren’t interested in running around with women anymore. It’s easier, faster and cheaper to just to sit at home and watch pornography… 

That way we don’t have to lie to our wives. Why don't we have to lie to our wives? They already know what we are doing at home all alone while they go shopping! See? They won't bother to ask us, "What did you do all day?" 

They already know the answer to that!

The other reason why it is actually easier for us guys to not have piles of money laying around is that we don’t get ourselves into trouble! Yes. That’s it. 

If the wife is controlling the money, then we don’t have to worry about spending too much or getting into trouble. It’s like being an 8-year-old boy again! Great! Ask your guy when he was happiest in his entire life and he will tell you that he was happiest when he was a little boy. Why? He didn’t have to worry about money and mom took care of everything! When he wanted to buy something, he asked mom and she either said, “Yes!” or “No!” Simple!

Simple is best!

But, there is one thing I should warn you ladies about if you control all the money, that is because when it comes to tax time, it is your job to take care of it.

At my house, when it is tax time and my wife has a mountain of papers and receipts to take care of and she is frustrated and tired, I always say, “Honey! That’s terrible. I wish I could help, but I don’t control the money… By the way, can I have ¥3000 yen (about $30 USD) to go to the local yakitori (BBQ chicken on sticks)? That way I won’t bother you.”

Everyone is happy!

At least I know I am.

And speaking of drinking, did you know that recent research has shown that couples who drink together are happier than couples who do not drink together? That’s right. A study from New York University at Buffalo followed more than 600 couples as they began their new marriages. The couples filled out a questionnaire before their wedding and the same questionnaire after one, two, four, and seven years of marriage. The study found that couples with different drinking habits became dissatisfied with one another more easily than couples who enjoy drinking together!

So, if you want to be happy, then drink with your partner often!

And, if you are controlling the cash, then trust that your guy will consider that you are a great drinking partner... Especially since you are the one with the money, you'll be the one who always pays!

And if you are buying the drinks, then you can bet your bottom dollar, he'll be happy!

You can thank me later! 

NOTE: Did you know that, in Japan, in over 80% of all households, the wife controls the purse strings? This is also, I think, one of the big reasons why divorce rate in Japan is so low (of course there are lots of other factors too; stigma, economic reasons, etc.)


Looking for a great Yakitori restaurant near Futakotamagawa? See:

Gaijin Gourmet! New Delicious Yakitori (Chicken BBQ on Sticks) In Futakotamagawa!

Friday, August 14, 2015

The Top 3 Video Countdown is Up!

Go check out this week's Top 3 video countdown over at the Robot55 blog:

The Top 3 Videos for August 14, 2015! Messer Chups, Sir Psyko, Love Zombies and The Privates!

Here's a teaser:

Messer chups "Go Satan Go"

Monday, July 20, 2015

Japan's Oldest and Most Famous Women's Magazine Features "A Japanese Rock 'n' Roll Ghost Story"!

Japan's oldest and most famous women's magazine, a magazine that's been around for more than 50 years, "Josei Jishin" has run a news feature about "A Japanese Rock 'n' Roll Ghost Story"!

Josei Jishin translates into "Women's Confidence" and it is ubiquitous in Japan; you see it at all the banks, hair salons and doctor's offices. There isn't a person over 10 years old in Japan who hasn't heard of Josei Jishin.

On Saturday, July 18, 2015, they ran a news feature about "A Japanese Rock 'n' Roll Ghost Story"!

Here's the link: 女性自身!?まさか!マイクの映画の記事が!今すぐチェック!

Here's the artist's (uh, me) rendition of the magazine jacket (subject to change without notice! Hee hee hee.)

The article starts out:

「一緒に日本のロック映画作らないか…」(Mike: "I'm making a a rock music movie. Let's do it together.")
「映画会社はどこなの?マイク」(Josei Jishin Magazine: "What movie production company is making this movie?")
「自分で作るのよ、僕が…」(Mike: "Uh, it's just me.")
「製作費は?」(Josei Jishin Magazine: "How about the budget?")
「お金ないよ」(Mike: "There is no budget. It's a punk rock movie.")
「えっ、、、、、、」(Josei Jishin Magazine: "What the f*ck????")

Monday, July 13, 2015

Japanese Culture Magazine, "Saiko" Features A Japanese Rock N Roll Ghost Story!

The well known magazine about Japanese culture, "Saiko" has an article featuring A Japanese Rock 'n' Roll Ghost Story. 

Saiko magazine is described as, "SAIKO Magazine is a cosplay magazine that features Conventions, Cosplayers, Games, Anime/Manga, Anime Communities, Interviews, and Voice Acting!" (Go "Like" their Facebook page here.)

The zine is run by Japanologist Daniel Grunebaum. 

Here's the link to the story. Please check it! (
Japanese Rock n Roll Ghost Story, Neatbeats, ROBOT55, The 50 Kaitenz, The Privates
Go directly to the English Crowdfunding page here:

A Japanese Rock N Roll Ghost Story movie now has a Facebook Page. Please come and "Like" Our page!

To read more about the movie, please refer to: A Japanese Rock ‘n’ Roll Ghost Story – The Team and the Story

Friday, July 3, 2015

Delicious Aussie Beef Steak in Tokyo for Under $7.00 (USD)? Yep. Big Boy Restaurants!

I have found the best steak deal in Japan. It's at Big Boy Restaurants (Where they also have the most inexpensive salad bar in town).

The steak is a 120 gram Aussie beef steak that comes with potatoes, corn and string beans. It's ¥790. At ¥120 yen to the US Dollar, ¥790 works out to be about $6.58 for a delicious steak!... And, don't forget, in Japan, there's no tipping either!

(¥790 for one 120 gram steak. ¥1390 for two of them. The prices in the red box are for the steaks with the salad and soup and drink bar. Incredibly inexpensive!)

I think that's much cheaper than even in the USA. 

How do they do this great food at such a low price?

Delivered sizzling hot to your table

My son just loves this steak!

High quality cuts too.

Can't find a better steak deal in Japan!

My son loves that steak deal (Mom and dad will love the price!) Unbelievable deal! The rest of the menu is also filled with incredible deals; especially at lunch time... Oh, and the parking is free!!!

When folks from the west come to Japan, and if they are watching their budget, then Big Boy cannot be beat. 5 out of 5 stars for quality, cleanliness and price.
Check it out at Big Boy!

Looking for more great deals on cheap eats in Japan?:

Gaijin Gourmet - Hamazushi! Tokyo's Best Robot Sushi!

Gaijin Gourmet - Sukiya! Japan's Best Gyudon (Beef Bowl)

Gaijin Gourmet – Best Soba Chain in Tokyo?Yude Taro and ¥220 Draft Beer?!¥220-draft-beer/

Gaijin Gourmet: The Best Premium Salad Bar in Tokyo? – Sizzler in Setagaya

Gaijin Gourmet! Great Cheap and Delicious Soba in Gaienmae on Ginza Line!

The Gaijin Gourmet: The Best Salad Bar Deal in Tokyo at Big Boy – My Favorite Rock N Roll Diner!!

Tokyo’s Best Cheap Sushi is in Okachimachi!? 東京の一番安くて美味しい寿司屋?御徒町にあるの?

The Gaijin Gourmet: Soba Wars At Hanzomon Station in Tokyo

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

InterFM in Tokyo is now 897 on the FM Dial! Tune in!

Hey everyone! Great news! The broadcast frequency of the new Inter-FM is now 89.7MHz on your FM dial!

With even better sound, clearer signal and better vibes, InterFM is the only FM station in Tkyo worth listening to!

Twitter users! Please, when you listen to InterFM in 89.7, please to send out a Twitter to the world showing that you have joined the club! Tag your Tweet with: # 897 received

インターFMの周波数 が新しく89.7MHzになりました!
89.7でInterFM を受信したら
“#897 受信”をつけて ツイートしてください!

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Japan's first ever 'Rock and Roll Horror' film: "A Japanese Rock 'n' Roll Ghost Story"

We are making Japan's first ever "Rock and Roll Horror" film. It is called "A Japanese Rock 'n' Roll Ghost Story" and features some of Japan's coolest Rock 'n' Roll bands.

Here is the crowdfunding page (English page should be ready any moment):

Shooting a scene from "A Japanese Rock 'n' Roll Ghost Story" in Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan, Jan. 26, 2015

The movie is about a rock musician who is slowly going insane. He believes that he can be immortal by writing the perfect song. He is pushed along by a ghost who promises to help him. By the end of the movie the perfect song is completed; is the musician dead or has he gone completely insane? (The full synopsis below). 

Here's our Crowdfunding trailer:

(The black and white scenes are our protagonist's imagination. The color scenes are reality.)

Here's the link to our crowdfunding page on Cyber Agent's Makuake: 

Introduction to bands, actors and the team.

The Neatbeats

The Neatbeats are the "Japanese Beatles!" And they are hot. The Neatbeats often tour Europe and are on the road constantly in Japan throughout the year. They are about to celebrate their 20th anniversary. The Neatbeats main vocal, Mr. Pan, will be main actor in movie. He can act well (watch the trailer!) and has been on TV and radio many times and has also acted in one small part in a movie before.

The Neatbeats - Twistin' Time With You:

The Privates

The Privates are easy to describe too. How about "The Japanese Buzzcocks!" They have been rocking Japan's underground scene for more than 30 years! Last year in December of 2014, they sold out Ebisu's Liquid Room (1,200) for their 30th Anniversary show!

The Privates - Drive All Night:

The 50 Kaitenz

And last but not least, the 50 Kaitenz. A punk band from Osaka that is punkishly hilarious! And, considered by many in the west to be, possibly Japan's funniest and most entertaining rock band in history.

The 50 Kaitenz on Fuji TV Special:

All three of our main bands in the movie have huge followings in Europe and the USA.

Ike Nelson

Our ghost is played by Ike Nelson. Ike has been a professional radio DJ and on television in Japan for more than 25 years. Here's Ike performing at Tokyo Dome:

Hitoe and DJ Ike at Tokyo Dome:

Taro Furukawa

Taro is a well known comedian and TV and radio show host who currently hosts the smash hit TV show, called, "The TV Show" (created and produced by Mike Rogers on Niconico Douga with over 1.5 million viewers a week!)

The production team: 

​Producer/Co-Director Mike Rogers 

Mike was the lead vocalist of the 1970s L.A. Punk band, The Rotters, that were a One-Hit Wonder with the smash punk classic, "Sit on my Face, Stevie Nix" in 1978. He won film awards at Moorpark college (1st Place Sophomore Class 1978) and at the UCLA International Student Film Festival (3rd Place Senior Class 1980). Mike has lived in Japan since 1984 and was the first foreigner in Japan's history to be the general manager of a major Japanese broadcasting station. He has made many hit TV and radio shows over the years in Japan.

Consultant Patrick Cunningham

Our consultant is Patrick Cunningham. Patrick is an award winning Hollywood producer now living in Japan. Patrick's bio on IMDB says Patrick is a casting director and producer, known for Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011), Never Met Picasso (1996) and Descendants (2008).

Co-Director Enrico Ciccu.

Co-Director Enrico Ciccu. Enrico is a talented young director from Italy now in Japan and he has a great flair and style and has made many hit commercial productions as well as many short videos and musical artist promotional videos.

Here is a recent work: Julie - Johnny Guitar

Lighting Director Yuji Wada

Yuji Wada is a famous Hollywood lighting director (and old friend of Mike's). Yuji has worked on several hit Hollywood films as well as he does the lighting for all of Sofia Cappola's movies including the smash hit "Lost in Translation." 


Camera Ken Nishikawa

Ken Nishikawa is camera and he is former BBC. Ken has worked for nearly 3 decades making TV productions and music videos (Shonen Knife, Glen Matlock, many famous Japanese bands) with him. Here is one of our favorites: 

Shonen Knife - Ghost Train / 少年ナイフ - ゴースト・トレイン

Business Advisor Haji Taniguchi. 

Haji was the president of Avex Trax Music Publishing and retired last year. He is currently the president of the MPAJ (Music Publishers Association of Japan) as well as a Board Member of The International Confederation of Music Publishers as well as Vice-Chairman of PROMIC (Foundation for Promotion of Music Industry and Culture). He is handling the business side distribution, foreign TV and film licensing and all publishing rights for the music for our movie. 

Haji Taniguchi: 

Advisor/consultant Aki Morishita. 

Aki was the vice-president of Fuji Pacific Music Publishing (the world's largest music publisher) as well as the former vice-president of EMI and Virgin Music. Aki is advising on all areas of production as well as film licensing and all publishing and mechanical and synchronization rights for the music.

Story Synopsis:

Takashi is a struggling small town rock musician who dreams of becoming a big rock star someday. He obsesses about it  so much so that he begins to go slowly insane. His friends, family and band members worry about him.

In his town, there is a sort of “Rock and Roll boom.” One other musician, Nobu, came from that very same town has become somewhat famous and now plays in larger clubs and venues in Tokyo. There are rumors that the Nobu is about to be signed to a major record label. Because of this success, others dream of following him and a few Live Houses have opened up in that small town. The town becomes a sort of Mecca for music.

Takashi and Nobu were friends since they were in elementary school. In high school, they played in the same band. But now that Nobu has become famous, he treats Takashi like dirt and disrespects him at every turn. Nobu has thrown away his past friends and now has his sights on superstardom.

Of course, Takashi also dreams of becoming like Nobu. He and his band keep trying hard, but something just doesn’t click and they fail to attract any crowds or attention. In spite of the lack of success, Takashi keeps at it and decides that he must keep refining his “pure” sound and so he spends all his money on antique musical instruments and amplifiers. His studio is full of old fifties and sixties equipment. His family thinks it is a waste of money.

One day, Takashi finds an old guitar amplifier at a guitar shop. The amplifier is rumored to be haunted as it was owned by a very famous Blues musician who had a strange death but became famous in death. All new owners of this amplifier keep having "bad luck" events and the amp has a reputation for being haunted. So much so, that the guitar shop is selling the amp for a ridiculously low price. When Takashi buys the amp, the old guy running the shop tells him to always leave the amp unplugged when he is not using it.

Takashi takes the guitar amp back to his studio and begins to use it. From the first moment he plugs the amp in, strange things begin to happen; when Takashi is practicing alone at night, he begins to be visited by a ghost who plays along with him as he practices. They make fantastic music together.

Takashi is amazed and excitedly tells his other band members, friends and family about the man who comes to play with him at night. His band members really begin to think he is losing his mind. When they come to the studio to see for themselves, they can’t see any ghost and see nothing but a bunch of empty whiskey bottles, beer cans and ashtrays full of cigarette butts.

Somewhat surprised that the ghost didn’t appear when Takashi’s other band members arrived, he gets upset at the ghost the next time he sees him. He tells the ghost that he wants the ghost help them to become famous. The ghost convinces Takashi, though, that the best way to make the band become famous is by helping Takashi only. If he helps the entire band, then one of them might become more popular and famous than Takashi. Greed gets the best of Takashi and he agrees. They then begin to discuss writing the perfect song.

It is at this time, the ghost tells Takashi to never tell anyone about him anymore. He says this because, he tells Takashi, “If you tell people about me, they will think you are crazy.” He also tells Takashi to never unplug or turn off the amplifier; it must be left on at all times.

The normally talkative Takashi begins to become reclusive and quiet. This sudden change in attitude by Takashi is quite obvious to everyone around. It becomes even more worrisome when people overhear Takashi talking to the ghost, but, since they can't hear the ghost, they think he is talking to himself. Since the amp is on all time, he can talk to the ghost and the ghost talks to him anywhere, not just in the studio.

In fact, because the amp is on, the ghost follows Takashi around and sometimes bothers him for what seems like no particular reason. For example, the ghost appears in town up the street staring at Takashi and when Takashi runs up to talk to the ghost, he disappears around a corner or is standing at a distance just watching Takashi. 

Or is this just part of Takashi’s imagination too? We begin to wonder.

As Takashi and the ghost begin to create the perfect song together, suddenly things seem to be looking up for Takashi’s band. Even the band’s member’s notice that Takashi’s performances have suddenly become very good and something special has happened to him; the ghost has entered his body.

No one else can see or hear the ghost excepting for Takashi. Nevertheless, and even after the ghost tells him to tell no one, he continually talks about him. Due to Takashi’s repeated discussions about the ghost, his band and friends and family are quite sure he must be going crazy.

Arguments with band members and family who all suspect him to be going insane being to increase to a constant pace. Takashi begins to stay up all night rehearsing with the ghost so much so that he stops going to work for lack of sleep. One day, after another show with few customers, three of the members finally tell the leader they want to quit the band. 

Takashi discusses this situation with the ghost. The ghost tells him not to worry because after he writes the perfect song, then everything will fall into order. Takashi is thankful to the ghost. It is here where we learn the true intentions of the ghost; in return for helping Takashi write the perfect song, the ghost wants Takashi’s band member’s souls for his own band in hell. He wants Takashi to kill his band.

The ghost never says it directly but phrases it more like, “You can help your band members reach their dreams too. You can help them to become immortal. After all, it’s what they really want.” The ghost convinces Takashi that the band and him can become like great rock stars of the past when they all die.

Takashi reluctantly agrees with the ghost and decides he must try to kill his band. But, after several chances, he just cannot do it. He tells the ghost, “I just can’t. Please take my soul instead.”

The ghost laughs and replies, “I already have your soul!”

One day, Takashi leaves the amp on and goes to a concert. The ghost comes along. There they walk into the club and no one sees the ghost, of course. They meet Nobu.

Nobu is in shock. He looks straight at the ghost and his eyes open wide and his jaw drops. The ghost says, “Hey Nobu! How ya doin’? Nice to see you again. Told you I’d keep my end of the deal if you kept yours. Why did you sell our amplifier?”

Takashi is dumbfounded. Nobu’s attitude towards Takashi takes a 180 degree turn. Suddenly, he no longer is rude to him or disrespectful, it seems he fears Takashi.

Nobu wonders, “What kind of a deal has Takashi made?”

Later, at night, when Takashi and the ghost are alone, the ghost says, “OK. Takashi, my friend, it’s time to finish the deal and the song.”

Takashi turns on the recorder and they begin to play. Gradually, the room begins to spin and turn white and the two in the studio begin to float up into the air as if they are entering heaven. Everywhere is white like they are in the clouds. Takashi looks up as they play music and suddenly sees his other band members playing. They are standing and looking stoic – Takashi recognizes some of them as Nobu’s former band members - they play music together. Takashi grimaces and the entire scene is engulfed in white.

The perfect song is made. It remains on the recorder.

Takashi finally, gets what he wanted. 

Is Takashi dead or has he finally gone completely insane?